By Wendy Lawton
Wanna see a writer stand frozen with that deer-in-the-headlights look? Just ask them this question: “So. . . what’s your novel about?”
Here’s a list of the WRONG things to answer:
- An issue— “My book is about global warming.” WRONG. A nonfiction book may be about global warming but a novel is a story about people. Agents and editors cringe when an issue is the first thing that comes to a writer’s mind. It makes us expect a diatribe disguised as a novel.
- The theme— “My book is about forgiveness.” WRONG. I’d hate to guess the percentage of books that share the theme of forgiveness, but that is not what your book is about. That is not what makes your book distinctive.
- The setting alone— “My book is pure Hollywood.” WRONG. Even if the setting informs the whole tone of the book, it is not what your book is about.
- The genre alone— “My book is a romance.” WRONG. That is the genre and the questioner needs to know that, but it is still not what makes your book different and exciting.
- A carefully memorized pitch— “Picture a man and a mountain, the temp dropping to 40º below and all of the climber’s tools slip out of his hands and fall into a crevasse hundreds of feet below him. The only person who can save him is the climber who hates the very sight of him, blaming him for her husband’s death on their last trip to Kilamanjaro. Will her hatred trump her growing attraction for this bold climber?” WRONG. By the time the writer finishes this carefully prepared spiel, the listener’s eyes have glazed over. He got caught up somewhere between the mountain and the crevasse and didn’t get any further.
It’s a good idea to prepare for the inevitable question, but a memorized pitch has all the appeal of a speaker reading word-for-word from his notes. You want your pitch, your answer to the question, “What’s your book about?” to be personable and seemingly off-the-cuff. You are a storyteller. You need to also be able to tell the story as well as write it.
So what is your novel about?
- Your main character and what he or she is seeking
- Secondary character, if key to plot
- Conflict— What is keeping your character from reaching his/her goal?
- Setting, if important. If you are writing a southern novel I need to know because that is far more than a setting– it’s a whole attitude.
- Genre, of course. The questioner needs to know it is a mystery, for instance, but that is only part of the answer.
But let me be clear, this is just one person’s opinion, not a rule. The most important thing is that you do what comes naturally. When someone asks you, “what’s your novel about?”, they are interested. They may be a potential reader, an agent, an editor or someone in the media. Your job is to draw them into the story with very few words. You want them to ask further questions, not try to wriggle away from an author who is meandering through the whole story of his book.
If you feel you need tutelage in answering this question, start reading the back covers of novels. They catch the very essence of a book in a compact number of words.
So. . . what’s your novel about?
I’ll tell you what my book’s about,
it’s a dude caught out of time
imprisoned as a wartime Kraut
for trying to hold the line.
He came to the dry Southwest,
with parole as almost being free
and then he found spiritual test
which taught him how to bend a knee.
His journey here brought him grace,
and his journey home brought hell.
In the opposites’ complex interface,
lies the story that I tell.
If you’re interested to know some more,
then please read “The Last Indian War”.
Although I take pleasure in poking fun at my writing efforts, “The Last Indian War” actually does exist, and it’s the novel of which I am most proud…and it is unpublished.
It’s the story of a German POW who accepts parole to avoid the febrile Nazism of the POW camps, and accepts work at a petrol station on the edge of the Big Rez in New Mexoco.
Once there, he realizes that WW2 pales into insignificance against the spiritual warfare of bigotry, in which his only allies are a Navajo shaman and an Irish widow.
In the battle, he finds love, and then finds that the wife he thought dead in Germany still lives.
It’s too Christian to be mainstream, and pays too much respect to Navajo spirituality to be Christian, so the book’ a lost soul, destined to wander the netherworld of unpublished masterpieces (hahahaha).
Anyone wants to read the thing, click on my name, drop by my blog, leave a message, and it’ll happen.
But don’t say I didn’t warn you.
What a unique story, Andrew!! Mine involves Nazis too. lol
“Nazis. I hate these guys.” – Indiana Jones
Yeeessss!!! Haha. Good one, Andrew. Love that movie.
Morgan, it’s one of my favourites, too.
In fact, Barb says that i I were tall, handsome, and charming, I’d remind her of Harrison Ford.
Ha! I’m almost there!
Definitely!! 🙂
Andrew, I love it!
Thanks, Judith!
It does sound like it has all the elements of a good novel, Andrew, but when you are pitching it, I’d definitely avoid telling the listener that he couldn’t possibly be interested because it is too Christian/not Christian enough. 😉
Yeah, Wendy, that would probably be wise. No point in making my own metaphorical concrete galoshes.
Ha ha! This is good practice. So … my novel is about a free-spirited photographer who loses her fierce Scottish terrier amidst a herd of rowdy bison at Yellowstone National Park. She must locate her poor fur baby before he is devoured or boiled to a crisp in one of the park’s charming thermal wonders, all while avoiding the “assistance” of a rules-obsessed park ranger.
Kristen, for you…and the Scottie
Given the chance, he will revert
and will not show repentance,
for the Scottie dog’s a legged advert
for Scottish independence.
He rolls the world beneath his paws,
and we have, thus, night and day.
Our home is governed by his laws,
and malefactors better pray.
His is no mild and docile pet,
and he’s skilled with his dentition,
as you will learn, to your regret,
upon one meal’s omission.
When Braveheart is correct-remade,
he’ll by Mel Gibson have been played.
Ha ha! I love it, Andrew. Scotties are the best, so brave and bold, even when facing bison … especially when facing bison!
Great job, Kristen. Plus you modeled something I forgot to mention: I can guess the voice of your book from the voice infused in your pitch. Brava!
Thanks, Wendy! Yes, the book has a similar voice … although my crit partner talked me out of having an unsuspecting poodle be “snorked down by a bear” as she felt that was far too voicey (voicy?) and really, the book could be written without the death of a poodle. So fear not, no poodles were “snorked” in the making of this romance!
This is nerve-wracking!! lol (It’s a definite work-in-progress.) But here it goes!
My split time novel follows Leah, an unemployed event planner, who resigns to work at a nursing home, and uncovers the startling secret that a kind elderly woman was a Nazi. Through her extraordinary tale of faith and love amidst war, Leah must confront her own painful past and grapple with forgiveness.
Sounds fascinating but I’d mention the technique (split time) after I’ve gotten the listener hooked on the excellent story.
Thanks for the advice, Wendy! I’ll do that.
A Quaker wife struggles to keep her family together when her husband and two elder sons are shunned from meeting for their participation in the Patriot cause during the American Revolution.
Judith, that’s terrific!
Thanks, Andrew. It’s a WIIP – a work in infinte progress – or infernal progress. (grin)
As a lover of historical fiction, this one sounds like a great plot. I like that you didn’t have to tell us the genre because it is built into the pitch. Just like Kristen did with her photographer/Park Ranger. We can tell without asking that it is a romance. Brilliant.
Thanks, Wendy. If I ever get it finished, I may be pitching at you.
Had a thought, not on what a novel’s about, but on what I’d like a novel to do.
Just saw, for the first time, “Brian’s Song”, and at the end I was so inspired, and so moved, that I had the feeling, “I don’t want to watch another movie for awhile, because nothing will match the impact. Anything else I see, it’ll just fall flat.”
That’s what I’d like my writing to do, to give a sense of character and meaning and grace that makes the reader just want to stay with it for a while, to live, as it were, the Love.
What do you guys think? Is this a worthy goal? Or is it a somehat self-conscious over-reach, trying to force what should be informed by serendipity and a kind of magic?
I’d say go for it if it’s what you’re feeling so passionate about!
I think it’s a wonderful goal.
Wendy, thanks so much!
Andrew, great goal and I’ve read a few authors who pull it off (for me) ~ Liz Curtis Higgs, Laura Frantz, Kristy Cambron, and Dale Cramer. Sorry, I haven’t read your novels yet, but perhaps they will be added to this list.
Mary Kay, if you do get the chance to read them, I sincerely hope they do this for you!